Friday, February 01, 2008

Go Wayne Grudem! Go Wayne Grudem!



Performed by my karaoke heroes, aka the UCCF South West Relay - Jo, Jemma, Jack, Jonny, Andy, Steve, Ed, Sean and Kate.
Why this man is thematic, he’s charismatic, he’s systematic,
Why he’s Wayne Grudem! (Wayne Grudem)
He did not author Scripture but provides a clearer picture - Oh Yeah!
(Keep reading whoa keep reading)
Wayne may not be Jesus but he writes mean exegesis- Oh Yeah!
(I’ll buy a copy, I’ll kill to buy a copy)
You put it on the flo-or and it props open your door,
Or if you need to sit- you can climb on top of it - With Wayne Grudem
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go Wayne Grudem with your intellectual writing style,
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
Go Wayne Grudem you make ha-rd doctrines less of a trial
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
You are extreme, but God’s supreme, oh Wayne Grudem
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
(There are) many heresies which we-e now clearly see- Oh yeah!
(oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Despite him being bald, hundred-thousand copies sold - Oh yeah!
(oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
His six appendice-es leave you praying on your knees.
Although he’s not inerrant he’s a heresy deterrent - Wayne Grudem
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go Wayne Grudem with your intellectual writing style,
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
Go Wayne Grudem you make ha-rd doctrines less of a trial
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
You are extreme, but God’s supreme, oh Wayne Grudem
Go Wayne Grudem with your intellectual writing style,
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
Go Wayne Grudem you make ha-rd doctrines less of a trial
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
You are extreme, but God’s supreme, oh Wayne Grudem
Grudem, grudem, grudem, grudem
Grudem, grudem, grudem, grudem yeah!

What the bloggers are saying....
Systematic Theology is published by IVP in the UK.

21 comments:

  1. Um...
    wow.
    That was so wonderful and utterly ridiculous.
    I'm impressed.
    wow

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  2. So this is what relay is all about then eh?!

    How come I don't see you dancing in this Dave?!?! hehe

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  3. Er, mostly cos I was 120 miles away doing my job rather than being at the Relay conference where this happened...

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  4. So what i want to know is what we are going to see you in Cat this time next year ;) as your going there

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  5. I understand there was a no cross-dressing rule this time. Can't think why.

    At least one of the original Relayers told me that all of the rules in the Relay course were the result of the things the first bunch of them did. So I'm proud to be part of Relay history.

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  7. Yeah. And Clokey - victory was ours as a result!

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  8. Movie doesn't load on my browser, so here's the question....is it a better experience with or without the visuals. In other words, are the power of the words undone by the visual spectacle.....

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  9. Genius, pure and simple!

    I've linked this post to my blog at http://www.anthilder.co.uk/2008/02/go-wayne-grudem-video-tribute.html

    I hope you don't mind, but I had to share this with my readers!

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  10. Ant - no problem!
    Adrian - go to google video and install whatever it takes to see it.

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  11. You know what they say - imitation is the greatest form of flattery!

    Gutted that the Scots could not take home the prise for a third consecutive victory....do you think we could have kept the trophy(??) if we had one it three times like the World Cup?

    Oh well, ther is still time!

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  12. i hope you don't mind---I linked to this!

    I was a huge fan of Grease and completely endorse Systematic Theology! Who would have ever thought Grease and Grudem go together?! :)

    Loved it!

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  13. I'm a big fan of Grudem! This is great, and I've linked to it on my own blog. Well done!

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  14. er, um, yes. Nice to see that Relay still retains the level of intellectual sophistication, theological nuance and creative (sic) dicsipleship that those of us 1st generation pioneers introduced so many years ago.

    Marcus

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  15. I can just see you and Krish and Andy doing this!

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